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Good day. Let's cut the frivolities short, shall we? If answers are what you seek, I'm certainly willing to give them, otherwise don't waste my time. Well, go on. Entertainment is something I am always in need of. I humbly await your inquiries~

((I am not an RP blog. I am an ask blog only and I'll only do RPs in specific cases.))

((Magic anon: wearing Vaati’s clothes 1/3))

Posted on July 18 with 133 notes at 8:09 pm

Anonymous
Do you have an art blog?

((I have my main blog which I post most of my art to and then I have an art blog as well that I’m trying to get started. It doesn’t have a lot of stuff on it yet.))

Posted on July 17 with 4 notes at 7:53 pm

mage-vaati-rp:

the-crimson-fuck:

ask-mage-vaati:

Really, what fool would willingly serve the Demon Lord? 

I’m not the least bit surprised, and quite honestly, you have made a very wise decision in subjugating yourself to me.

For when I build my empire, you will be spared when millions of your own kind are wiped from existence like the smudge of dirt that they are.

*Vaati turned to the-crimson-fuck in the distance behind him and began to gloat openly* 

You see?! *He shouted* Even your own fans prefer me over you! How angered this must make you! Ah ha ha!!

((Magic Anon Swap Clothes with Ghirahim: 1/3))

=Ghirahim abruptly turned to the wind mage with a scoff.=

Oh, please. One traitorous little urchin is hardly of any worth to me. But for entertainment’s sake, I’ll humour the fact that a single lowly human with clearly no taste whatsoever prefers you.

You see, I find your misplaced egotism highly amusing; we all know I’m the favoured one by the majority after all~

*Vaati sneered*

You? The preferred one? Honestly, I think Moblins have more positive points to them than /you/ do, no use in denying it, Ghirahim, you are a repugnant little leech who lives off of my legacy.

So it is, in fact, /you/ with the misplaced elitism, not I!

=Ghirahim threw his head back and cackled, so entertained he felt he could cry.=

Yes, please continuing proving how utterly delusional and mislead you are, wind mage! “Living off of your legacy”? Ha! Perhaps in another world where you aren’t a bitter, unsightly sob…

=The demon lord turned so his backside was facing Vaati. He reached down to grab the edges of the wind mage’s attire he wore, pinching the tunic-skirt and waving it at Vaati.=

… With hopefully a taste in fashion that doesn’t amount to cheap silks and nausea-inducing bloomers.

Posted on July 16 with 45 notes at 6:12 am

ask-mage-vaati:

Really, what fool would willingly serve the Demon Lord? 

I’m not the least bit surprised, and quite honestly, you have made a very wise decision in subjugating yourself to me.

For when I build my empire, you will be spared when millions of your own kind are wiped from existence like the smudge of dirt that they are.

*Vaati turned to the-crimson-fuck in the distance behind him and began to gloat openly* 

You see?! *He shouted* Even your own fans prefer me over you! How angered this must make you! Ah ha ha!!

((Magic Anon Swap Clothes with Ghirahim: 1/3))

=Ghirahim abruptly turned to the wind mage with a scoff.=

Oh, please. One traitorous little urchin is hardly of any worth to me. But for entertainment’s sake, I’ll humour the fact that a single lowly human with clearly no taste whatsoever prefers you.

You see, I find your misplaced egotism highly amusing; we all know I’m the favoured one by the majority after all~

Posted on July 16 with 45 notes at 5:32 am

My eyes have never been so offended in my entire existence! What sorry individual, carrying even the tiniest inkling of self respect, would allow himself to be seen in such an atrocity? 

This is a mockery! This is shameful!

This is something you would coerce someone into wearing as a punishment!

… And yet I still look a thousand times better in it than that loathsome buffoon ever did. 

Posted on July 15 with 193 notes at 7:36 pm

Oh, I am positively thrilled to bits.

Posted on July 14 with 403 notes at 10:34 pm

Are all humans born as dimwitted as you or do you simply happen to be a special case?

Posted on July 11 with 143 notes at 8:38 pm

twerkahim:


special delivery for raven

THANK YOU BASED VAATERS

twerkahim:

special delivery for raven

THANK YOU BASED VAATERS

Posted on July 10 with 60 notes at 11:54 pm

Posted on July 10 with 262 notes at 2:27 am

Anonymous
I dare you to try and woo Zelda. Not by force, but try it with a little more gentlemanly panache.

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I have little interest in doing so. While attempting to woo the spirit maiden could prove to be an amusing pastime, should the opportunity to do so ever arise, in the grand scheme of things such affections are ultimately worthless. It is her soul I value alone, and force is a marginally more practical way of obtaining that.

Posted on July 2 with 56 notes at 7:47 pm