There is nothing shameful about my cone - I mean - collar! How dare you imply such a thing! An over-sized gremlin such as yourself clearly knows nothing of fashion.
I view using such terms as a necessary practice… If you truly want to flatter me, address me by my full title: Lord Ghirahim.
((Ahem, so I caved and cleared out most of the messages, but I’m opening asks again. If I deleted your question then by all means send it again, but I’m going to be keeping a better watch on the inbox so that I don’t get overwhelmed.))
Absolutely not. Disregarding the absurdness of such a occurrence happening, for what reason would I have to speculate on taking another form if my current one is already flawless? Additionally, even considering being lowered to a pathetic and frail Hylian’s form is nothing short of nauseating…
But, for curiosity’s sake alone, I suppose I’ll humour the notion - just for a moment.
Are you good at making people being scared of you?
I’ll let you be the judge of that.
ever taken it up the frooty hole before
What in the seven realms is a ‘frooty hole’?
… Do I even want to know?
That information is not something I would divulge so easily! Especially not to you, human.